teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

» via  spontaneousfiction   (originally  teenytigress)
21 minutes ago on 19 May 2013 @ 8:21pm 40,151 notes

A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER WONDERED

bootymistress:

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» via  liliumconcolor   (originally  bootymistress)
6 hours ago on 19 May 2013 @ 2:17pm 11,423 notes

Things I haven’t yet seen
Star Trek Into Darkness
The latest episode of Doctor Who
And I think I’ve just seen spoilers for both
so excuse me while I cry and abandon tumblr till I’ve seen them both

6 hours ago on 19 May 2013 @ 1:54pm 1 note

professionalmisanthrope:

☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ Asexuals can appreciate good looking people

☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ Asexuals are not necessarily sexually repressed or sex-repulsed

☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ Asexuals can fall in love and enter relationships

☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ Asexuals can have functioning libidos without being sexually attracted to people

☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ Asexuality is not necessarily the result of sexual abuse

» via  katiebelikov   (originally  professionalmisanthrope)
7 hours ago on 19 May 2013 @ 1:42pm 19,101 notes
» via  liliumconcolor   (originally  f0o0od)
7 hours ago on 19 May 2013 @ 1:34pm 288 notes

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

totallycrazed:

lycaons:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

and, and look at this:

“Mayer [President and CEO of Yahoo] wants to incorporate Yahoo!’s products — including search, email, and its popular homepage — into the “daily habits” of its users.”

HELL nO.

Signed! C’mon people! we need more signatures! 

» via  liliumconcolor   (originally  rosenkristall)
7 hours ago on 19 May 2013 @ 1:32pm 97,672 notes

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

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» via  liliumconcolor   (originally  fuckyoutomhiddleston)
7 hours ago on 19 May 2013 @ 1:05pm 68,740 notes
  • what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
  • what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
  • what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
» via  liliumconcolor   (originally  soulsticesetting)
7 hours ago on 19 May 2013 @ 1:04pm 21,546 notes

linear-relationships:

vesper-noir:

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

Again, they’ve bought a bunch of other websites already, including Delicious and Flickr, and it seems that they closed many of them immediately after––do I need to tell you that we should all be concerned?

(And needless to say, I now feel extremely dirty simply for the fact that I have all but one of my emails with Yahoo.)

Are you seriously?? OMG SHIT NO - PLEASE GUYS, THIS CAN’T HAPPEN D:

1 day ago on 18 May 2013 @ 6:29pm 78,608 notes

naoren:

Okay but

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» via  nyiro   (originally  naoren)
1 day ago on 18 May 2013 @ 6:27pm 49,007 notes
» via  ihatethefall   (originally  hypospraying)
1 day ago on 18 May 2013 @ 6:08pm 4,607 notes

So yeah
The NW200 was cancelled due to rain
we got soaked, and near as soon as I get out of the shower (a wonderfully hot one)
the rain has almost stopped

it took us an hour to get home a normal 10 minute drive
my trainers have more water in them than the golf course we were standing on

1 day ago on 18 May 2013 @ 3:55pm 1 note

so I’ve discovered how to read messages without it showing up on facebook as read
which is handy as fuck

1 day ago on 18 May 2013 @ 2:13am

Chris Pine in “Just My Luck” (2006)

» via  masterbasterd   (originally  heathledgers)
1 day ago on 18 May 2013 @ 12:46am 1,470 notes

Emotions run deep within our race. In many ways more deeply than in humans.

» via  masterbasterd   (originally  efferato)
1 day ago on 18 May 2013 @ 12:38am 3,179 notes